Tag Archives: paisas
Understanding Uribismo
Posted on 12. Dec, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Explaining the politically incorrect definition of “uribismo,” as it was explained to me by a proud uribista.
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Colombia Bang: E-Book by Roosh V
Posted on 24. Nov, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Review of Roosh V’s e-book Colombia Bang, a how-to guide on seducing Colombian women.
Roosh is a PUA blogger, a pickup artist. He travels the world and has sex with women. Giving advice and detailing his exploits is his job. Not bad, huh? He spent six months in Medellin. He wrote Colombia Bang, a how-to book on getting laid in Colombia … Read more
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Killing Pablo: Summary and Review
Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: My review and definitive post on cocaine kingpin Pablo Escobar.
From the jacket:
Here is the story of the brutal rise and fall of Colombian cocaine cartel kingpin Pablo Escobar, whose criminal empire held a nation of thirty million hostage – a reign of terror that would only end with Escobar’s death. In an intense, up-close account … Read more
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Reggaeton Roundup 2011
Posted on 24. Jul, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Embedded videos and analysis of my favorite reggaeton songs this year from J Alvarez, Sandy y Papo, Shako Justin y Yandar, Plan B, Don Omar, and more.
Junto al Amanecer by J Alvarez is sexy. It captures the feeling of anticipating sex. Rarely does a song embody an emotion as well as this one does. You’re at the club, paired off and on the dance floor … Read more
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Colas! The Mullets of Medellin
Posted on 03. Jul, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Pictures of paisas with mullets.
Mullets are common in Colombia, and the nucleus of mullet power is in Medellin. The paisas go crazy for what they call colas – tails.
Once in a while I’ll be drinking with a mulleted Colombian and I’ll feel like having a laugh so I’ll tell him how much of a joke the haircut is in the states. The joke was largely in vogue about ten years ago, but mullets still carry such a stigma for white trash and rednecks that most Americans wouldn’t be seen rocking one. … Read more
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Colombian Painter Fernando Botero
Posted on 01. Jul, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Over 100 photos of Fernando Botero’s best paintings and sculptures from the Medellin and Bogota museums.
Fernando Botero is Colombia’s most famous painter. He’s from Medellin and paints people fat to give them “sensuality.” Botero is still alive and painting. He was horrified at the Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal. You can see his depictions with a Google Image search of ‘Botero Abu Ghraib’. Lately he’s been doing a lot of Jesus.
Below’s a comprehensive collection of his best works from both the Bogota and Medellin museums … Read more
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My 3rd Time Bribing Cops in Colombia
Posted on 23. May, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Short story on paying off some paisa cops who caught me with cocaine.
I spent the first weekend of May in Medellin. I stayed at my regular party hostel in Poblado. As soon as I arrived, barely an hour after landing, the gringo tourists were pushing aguardiente in my face. I started drinking. … Read more
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Lame-Ass Visit to Villa de Leyva
Posted on 17. May, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Misadventures with a paisa buddy in Villa de Leyva for Semana Santa.
Alternate Title: A Pure Paisa and Cocaine
Villa de Leyva is the preferred pueblo destination in Bogota. I’ve been hearing about this town ever since moving to Bogota, but never visited. It’s an affluent pueblo known for majestic natural beauty and charming architecture. It’s also known for its hallucinogenic mushrooms, which grow wild. There are many tourist sites to visit. I call my visit lame because I didn’t do any of that. I did absolutely NONE of the things Villa de Leyva’s known for. I didn’t even get my camera out. … Read more
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Paisas vs. Rolos, Medellin vs. Bogota
Posted on 05. Feb, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: My observations on the differences between paisas and rolos, paisa women, and paisa culture in general.
Paisas are people from Medellin / Antioquia; rolos are from Bogota.
Check out this video of a paisa chick living in the US. Between 0:36 – 1:26 she talks about paisas and rolos. It’s translated to English below the video.
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Sex with Minors in Medellin
Posted on 17. Jan, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: It’s common for Colombians, especially paisas, to have sex with girls under 18.
In paisa country it’s common to have sex with underage girls. They don’t just do it, they brag about it. They’re proud. The legal age of consent in Colombia is fourteen.
One paisa buddy just returned to Medellin. He’s the one who first told me it’s common for paisa men to fuck young girls. He himself recently had a fourteen year old. He added that he loves “tight pussies.” … Read more
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