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Two Gringo Killers of Peruvian Women
Posted on 15. Jan, 2012 by Colin.
SUMMARY: A look at Joran van der Sloot & William Trickett Smith II, plus prison for gringos in Latin America.
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Colombia Bang: E-Book by Roosh V
Posted on 24. Nov, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Review of Roosh V’s e-book Colombia Bang, a how-to guide on seducing Colombian women.
Roosh is a PUA blogger, a pickup artist. He travels the world and has sex with women. Giving advice and detailing his exploits is his job. Not bad, huh? He spent six months in Medellin. He wrote Colombia Bang, a how-to book on getting laid in Colombia … Read more
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Vanity and Colombian Women
Posted on 22. Nov, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: I explain how Colombianas are stuck on themselves.
There’s something different about Colombian women. They take extraordinary pride in their beauty.
Don’t get me wrong, all beautiful women are vain. I almost married a gringa five years ago. This beautiful gringa had a gang of hot gringa friends, and their favorite time of the night was picture-taking. They knew how to pose and smile. Then they’d all clamor to look at the pictures, and I knew they were clamoring to look at themselves in the shot … Read more
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When Speaking Spanish Doesn’t Serve
Posted on 14. Nov, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Why some gringos may be better off picking up Latinas WITHOUT Spanish.
Alternate Title: Gonzo Crashes and Burns!
Gonzo is a gringo buddy in Bogota. Mikey’s a friend from St. Louis who recently arrived to learn Spanish and gain international business experience. Tetona’s the girl I was seeing at the time of this story.
We all went out drinking on August 5. I remember the date because Colombia had just beaten South Korea in the World Cup U-20 … Read more
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How To Break Proper-Actin’ Latinas
Posted on 04. Sep, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: My technique to break proper-actin’ Latinas who won’t kiss despite wanting it.
Some Latin women act decente, proper. They won’t kiss on the first date despite saying they like you and blowing up your phone or FB or whatever. Others will dance with you all night but not kiss. I’ve had girls dancing close and touching for six or seven songs straight and refuse the kiss. That’s when I employ the technique described below … Read more
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Se busca: Colombiana para casarse
Posted on 25. Jun, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: My advertisement for a Colombian wife.
After reading how I lost my work visa, cherished reader Maria commented that I should marry a Colombian woman and get citizenship. I do want to marry a Colombian woman someday, but I don’t want to marry just for the visa. I was hoping to wait until I fall in love or knock one up or whatever … Read more
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All Colombian Women Cheat
Posted on 09. May, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Addressing the common belief that all Colombian women cheat on their significant other.
Alternate Title: Colombian Infidelity Statistics
All Colombian women cheat – this is a common belief among expats in Colombia. I’ve been hearing that from gringos ever since moving here. I’d always dismissed it though. I thought the kind of girls these gringos meet are of a lower moral fiber. I mean, if you meet girls partying in La Candelaria and Zona Rosa, if you meet girls who do cocaine, what do you think you’re going to get? … Read more
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Bogota Brothel Tours
Posted on 19. Feb, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Details of and reasons why I’m starting a brothel tour business.
I’m launching a brothel tour service for visitors to Bogota. This is a valuable service for gringos who don’t know where to go, who don’t want to go alone, who don’t speak Spanish, who don’t want to trust a taxi driver, and who don’t want any run-ins with thieves and killers and crackheads. … Read more
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Santa Fe: Downtown Bogota’s Red Light District
Posted on 19. Feb, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Tales from the few times I’ve been to Santa Fe, downtown Bogota’s red light district and zona de tolerancia.
I moved to Bogota in April 2009 and never went to Santa Fe, downtown Bogota’s zona de tolerancia, until December 2010. I went on accident. I’d been walking with my friend Gustavo looking for perro cheese for his mom, which she can’t get in Medellin. But it was Sunday night at nine o’clock, so the kinds of places that might have it were closed.
Since we were out, Gustavo suggested we go “look at some whores … Read more
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Paisas vs. Rolos, Medellin vs. Bogota
Posted on 05. Feb, 2011 by Colin.
SUMMARY: My observations on the differences between paisas and rolos, paisa women, and paisa culture in general.
Paisas are people from Medellin / Antioquia; rolos are from Bogota.
Check out this video of a paisa chick living in the US. Between 0:36 – 1:26 she talks about paisas and rolos. It’s translated to English below the video.
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