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Iglesia de Nuestra Señora de Lourdes

Posted on 25. Jul, 2011 by .

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SUMMARY: Pics and video of the church and mass in Plaza Lourdes.

Alternate Title: Church and Mass in Plaza Lourdes, Chapinero, Bogota

I occasionally attend Mass at Plaza Lourdes. It’s a big beautiful church in Chapinero at Calle 63 with Carrera 13. In my opinion, it’s the most beautiful view in Bogota.

The plaza’s known for drugs and violence and gays. But inside the church it’s all about Jesus, except when armed gangs take the priest hostage as they did in 2009. Across the street is an office that pays entitlements to displaced Colombians. One day they got angry at what they thought was the government cheating them. Why they took the priest hostage I have no idea, but there was a standoff with riot police all day … Read more

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Enrique Peñalosa and Congestion in Bogota

Posted on 16. Jul, 2011 by .

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SUMMARY: Description of congestion in Bogota in the context of an eye-opening, visionary speech by urban development genius and mayoral candidate Enrique Peñalosa.

Alternate Title: My Official Endorsement of Enrique Peñalosa for Mayor of Bogota

Congestion in Bogota is unreal. Latin American capitals are known for chaotic traffic and poor infrastructure. Combine that with sky-high immigration to Bogota of displaced persons from Colombia’s armed conflict, and you have an amazingly crowded city. … Read more

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My 2nd Time Bribing Cops in Colombia

Posted on 22. Jun, 2010 by .

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SUMMARY: Short dittie about my 2nd time busted smoking weed on the street with The Mick.

This story happened within a day or two after I published the story on my first time bribing cops in Colombia. Although that story occurred months before publishing it, I shied away from writing up this one because I would’ve felt like a dumb shit and a loser for having essentially the same story happen twice.

I quit drinking for over six months in Colombia. Toward the end, I started smoking weed every day all day to get by. That habit stuck after a month in the States and returning to Colombia in January. My smoking started to stink up the apartment building, annoying the neighbors. One day one of them said something about it to me and I decided not to smoke in the apartment anymore. … Read more

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Sorreros: How to Move in Bogota

Posted on 14. Jun, 2010 by .

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SUMMARY: Pictures of a sorrero, a cart guy, helping me move from my Chapinero apartment.

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Limpiezas in Colombia: Social Cleansing

Posted on 06. Mar, 2010 by .

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SUMMARY: I discuss social cleansing in Colombia, which Wikipedia defines as “the elimination of ‘undesirable’ social elements, such as criminals, homosexuals, and the homeless.”

I’ve heard of police and military carrying out extrajudicial killings of thieves and indigentes. The issue came up after I noticed a significant difference in the streets around 7 de agosto, which is usually crawling with indigentes… Read more

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Chapinero Alto in Pictures

Posted on 18. Oct, 2009 by .

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SUMMARY: Profile and pictures of Chapinero Alto, the affluent area of Chapinero, the coolest neighborhood in Bogota, Colombia.

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Bogota Zombie Bums

Posted on 29. Aug, 2009 by .

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SUMMARY: I describe panhandlers, bums, and drug addicts in Bogota, Colombia.

Readers Attack – ‘Get the fuck out’!

My second hate comment, from “Julian”:

Please get the fuck out. dude, seriously, you’re the only piece of walking trash in that beautiful city,

My first reaction to this comment was: Wow, he doesn’t know this city at all!

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Chapinero in Pictures

Posted on 05. Aug, 2009 by .

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SUMMARY: Profile and pictures of the coolest neighborhood in Bogota, Colombia: Chapinero.

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1st Vallenato Party in Bogota Colombia

Posted on 29. May, 2009 by .

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SUMMARY: Description of my first time seeing a vallenato band. After the party I decide to go back to AA.

There was a party at a bar in my Chapinero neighborhood. I got there and found Guillermo, the owner’s brother. We started talking shop. We drank beer and rum. Guillermo served in the Colombian military and was sent with the United Nations to Israel, Beirut, and Egypt in the early 90s. We talked about Colombia’s war against FARC, which we both agree will come to an end within ten years. All the while we got smashed… Read more

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My First Paisa in Colombia

Posted on 17. May, 2009 by .

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SUMMARY: I get drunk and go to Plaza Lourdes to get high, where I meet my first paisa from the Antioquia subculture in Colombia.

Alternate Title: My First Run-In with Cocaine in Colombia

I met my first paisa last week. I’d heard of paisas from a guy who worked the graveyard shift at hotel in La Candelaria. He was from Medellin, the land of paisas. He told me they’re Colombia’s crazy culture – street-smart, involved in crime. Hot-headed people, quick to pull guns… Read more

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