Expat Chronicles Culture, sex, violence, crime, drugs, and debauchery from a gringo in Latin America.

Polls

What percentage of Latinas with gringos (or Latinos with gringas) are only interested in the visa?

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How will Expat Chronicles come to an end?

Colin dead - killed in streets over inconsequential beef.
Colin dead - kidnapped & killed by armed group in Colombia (guerrillas, paracos, for-profit kidnappers, narcos, sicarios).
Colin dead - run over while riding his bike and listening to his iPod in Bogota traffic (which he does every day).
Colin in prison.
Family - Colin marries someday and Wifey insists it come down, or kids change Colin's perspective.
Career - Colin goes back to corporate or other employer who insists on sterile online persona.
Hackers.
Incompetence - Colin forgets to pay hosting bills, or accidentally wipes out database files.
Expat Chronicles never ends!
Colin dead - drug overdose.

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Which statement is most accurate?

Most Colombian prostitutes chose their work just to survive, hence sex tourism saves impoverished Colombian lives.
Most Colombian prostitutes chose their work to avoid toiling in arepa bakeries or sorting flowers, hence sex tourism saves impoverished Colombianas from working hard.
Most Colombian prostitutes chose their work because they enjoy the lifestyle, hence sex tourism is a guilt-free exchange between consenting adults.

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What do you think of Vallenato?

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If an alien race conquered the human race and used us for cattle, which would you prefer?

Be killed quickly in the slaughterhouse assembly line, meekly waiting your turn behind all your buddies and cousins and countrymen.
Enter the stadium to die like a gladiator, with the opportunity to take one of your oppressors with you. If you impress the spectators, there's a chance you'll be retired to a stud farm.

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