Comments for Expat Chronicles Pictures, music, news, stories, and rants from a gringo in Latin America. Thu, 17 Apr 2014 14:15:33 +0000 hourly 1 Comment on The Penis Controversies by Comicus Thu, 17 Apr 2014 14:15:33 +0000 “It had no face, no personality. It was like a martian.”
– Elaine, (on Seinfeld) describing an uncircumsized penis, in “The Bris”

Comment on The Final Word on Bricheras by Kelly Thu, 17 Apr 2014 06:37:31 +0000 Sorry GREOGOIRE but your name is the ugliest I´ve heard! is that your real name? Id recommend not to use it if thats the case lol. What you say about women or men seeing foreigners as an outlet to get to Europe or the States happens not only in Peru but in ANY country, its a matter of values more than culture, and if you talk about that and Colombians in the same sentence EVEN WORSE. We, South Americans know them as fake and self interested so you are in the right road.

Comment on Vanity and Colombian Women by Anna Wed, 16 Apr 2014 14:59:03 +0000 I am Puerto Rican and I was seeing a Colombian man for about 6 months. As most know Puerto Rican women have hips and butts to the max at times. I feel I have a nice bottom is not small but is nice in size.
My Colombian told me that I needed to make it bigger like the Colombian women do. I told him I don’t think so it is big enough and I do not want to look like a cartoon.(Jessica Rabbit).
He told me most of his female friends in Colombians had breast and butt augmentations by the time they were 20. And some had tummy tucks.
By their 15 or 16 birthdays boobs and butts were their presents. Some even prostitute themselves to get plastic surgery.
I was astonished by this. That is a little too extreme for a young person to start plastic surgery so young.
Don’t have enough money to feed the family but will find the money to get plastic surgery. Like WOW WOW!!!

By far I am not against plastic surgery and will get it when I need it but not now.

Comment on Does She Only Want the Visa? by Jack Wed, 16 Apr 2014 00:22:12 +0000 It depends on the nationality. You can NOT say all latin girls are like that. For example Chile is a first world right now and people do not need to get a VISA cause they live well in their country, because they have money and have a good quality of life. So women are not interested in a VISA.

However, some poor latin countries could be.

Comment on All Colombian Women Cheat by pierce nielsen Sat, 12 Apr 2014 02:42:53 +0000 hi paul i’ve been good thx
just got back two days ago from cartagena and i got two thirds of my money so better than i expected.
the surprise factor helped me a lot and i think she almost passed out from what i heard lol
but wow she almost convinced me with all her crying and that she wants to die stuff.. did not know she was such a good actress…!!!
but the proofs were overwhelming..
the emails exchanges with some dude in florida or her profile in badoo or the magicjack with the 239 also from florida etc..
but that didnt stop her from denying and denying saying i met her mom or that everyone from her restaurant knows me and all that BS
i had to threaten her saying i’d call the canadian and american embassies if i didnt get my money and she behaved but never admitted.
lesson learned folks

Comment on Yaje / Ayahuasca in Colombia by Lina Juanita Fri, 04 Apr 2014 03:14:26 +0000 Well, I am colombian, live and work in America, speak perfect english and don’t come from the colombian “upper class”, not only rich people learn english. I find some of your comments and your way to describe my hometown and my people little offensive, but you probably don’t give a shit, as you obviously don’t give a shit about anything.

Comment on All Colombian Women Cheat by Paul Thu, 03 Apr 2014 07:55:25 +0000 Hi Pierce?
How you been?
How’s the chick?

Comment on The Penis Controversies by Tin Sun, 30 Mar 2014 02:21:42 +0000 I used to enjoy your blogs so much now you are just writing nonsense. Good luck from an exreader

Comment on Contributed Story: Mugged in Medellin by Barry B Thu, 27 Mar 2014 12:50:04 +0000 First I like to thank you Dave for the story. This hit home to me. My office is off of 33, I live in Belen. I am always on my phone in the back of the taxi. I no longer do this. Windows up, phone away till I get to my destination. Kind of gave me a wake up call here, that anything can happen anywhere.

Comment on Vanity and Colombian Women by Juliana Mon, 24 Mar 2014 01:37:58 +0000 I Am a Colombian woman and I graduated from a university in the States And I supported an American guy for 4 years while he was finishing his associated in Arts. He smoked pot all day and drank beer. I should say that Americans guys are into porn, drugs, alcohol in normal basis and Colombian girls are not used to that. We were raised with a Dad that works and provides and a mom that takes care of the house and kids and we have an strong sense of family. We like to take care of ourselves and we like to cook. Sorry you had such a horrible experience!