My 1st Time Tear-Gassed in Bogota

Posted on 15. Apr, 2010 by in colombia

I got a dose of tear gas for the first time today. Late for a class, I was speeding north on the Carrera 11 bike path. When I pulled up to Calle 72, there was a small riot outside Universidad Pedagógica Nacional. Pedestrians blocked the sidewalk near the intersection so I had to slow my bike to a stop. There was no car traffic as the coppers had blocked off 11 and 72.

Being in a hurry, I sized up the situation. I saw the rolito rioters on the Calle 72 median on the other side of 11. They were throwing rocks at the riot police who were holding their position north of 72 next to the Porciúncula church. This was my view of the northeast corner (from the southwest).

I had to continue up 11 so I’d pass the church on my right. The rolitos were throwing rocks toward the church from under the trees in the median.

I quickly judged that it’d take a college baseball player or football quarterback to hit me from that distance with a rock heavy enough to hurt while I’m speeding past. These pussies wouldn’t have the power or accuracy.

I squeezed through the crowd and took off into the empty street. Just as soon as I built some speed heading across 72, I noticed a second group of rolito rioters on the northwest corner (not pictured) throwing rocks at the same cops standing next to the church. These guys were positioned behind the university fence that separates campus from the Carrera 11 sidewalk and bike path.

I hastily changed course and turned left after the 72 median heading west. Just as I started to speed downhill, I heard two loud pops. My nostrils filled with chemicals, as if someone broke their solution beaker in science lab class or mixed the wrong chemicals together. My eyes immediately teared up and tears ran from each eye while the smell made me nauseous. Fortunately I was hauling ass downhill and my next breaths were fresh air. I never saw the clouds.

I turned right at Carrera 13, which I followed north for two blocks, then cut back to the 11 bike path. My class was on Calle 94, and those nerds’ little disturbio had backed up southbound traffic the whole way.

My Photoshop masterpiece:

As you can see, my kid brother could hit me with a rock from behind that fence.

Universidad Pedagógica Nacional, or UPN as it’s spray-painted all over the city, is a big Education school. So those idiots throwing rocks are going to be teachers someday. They stage these harmless skirmishes often, so much so that nobody takes them seriously.

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And here’s YouTube footage of some other riots near the same school.

 

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8 Responses to “My 1st Time Tear-Gassed in Bogota”

  1. Mike

    17. Apr, 2010

    The title to this post refers to this as your ‘first’ encounter with tear gas. Does this mean you expect to have other encounters?

    Mike

  2. Colin

    18. Apr, 2010

    God I hope not 🙂

  3. Pamir

    18. Apr, 2010

    Hahaha Colin… a bit of tear gas in the life is not that bad. I have had two. One when I was in the army as “Chica de Acero” (basically social work), but during a “paso de pista” I received my first “dosis”… that one was hard, I almost couldn’t stop coughing, my eyes criying and stinging. The second one was in Calle 72, but closer to Caracas Av. when the same disturbance started at Pedagogica Uni.

    Saludos…

  4. Pamir

    18. Apr, 2010

    In conclusion…. u can expect for another one 😉 Just be ready to run!!

    Ahora si! ta’ lueguito…

  5. Shane

    19. Apr, 2010

    why are they rioting and why is this so common? thats weird

  6. Colin

    21. Apr, 2010

    @ Pamir – otra vez NO!

    @ Shane – I believe that in Colombia, and probably most of Latin America, there’s more passion than reason. Make sense? They have the legacy of Che Guevara, who stormed through Bogota before invading Cuba, and they like the idea of revolution. And they’re mad about the American military presence or whatever, but they don’t really have a reason or cause. They only have the desire.

  7. james

    03. May, 2010

    SHANE—-you could do with a bit of educating.
    “…mad about American military presence OR WHATEVER” !!!
    If you are from North America, I would suggest learning about your countries presence in places like Colombia. Don’t be a jerk

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