Archive for April, 2010
My 1st Orgy in Colombia
Posted on 23. Apr, 2010 by Colin.
SUMMARY: The Mick brought me a Colombian cougar to have sex with.
After my shower of cocaine and shady Colombians evening, I woke up Sunday afternoon extremely hung over. Instead of suffering, I decided to drink through it. I stocked up on beer and aguardiente and planned to write all day. I published the aforementioned post around 9pm.
At 10pm there was a knock on the door. The Mick was so drunk (he’s also started drinking again) he couldn’t walk straight without leaning on the woman he had with him. This little cougar was between 40 – 45 years old, but definitely hot. Her breasts were so big that I’ll call her Pechonorme. The shirt she was wearing was under considerable strain in holding all the boobs in. Strangely, the rest of her body was slim. The only fat on her was in her enormous breasts. … Read more
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A Shower of Cocaine and Shady Colombians
Posted on 18. Apr, 2010 by Colin.
SUMMARY: I got drunk and did cocaine with a couple shady people in a shady club.
Saturday night I went out drinking with an American guy, a Colombian-American girl, her boyfriend, and a few of her local cousins. We started drinking at Pola Rosa and then moved to Irish Pub. The girls wanted to dance so we went looking for a club.
We paid 10,000 pesos to go into a place offering an open bar, but they ran out of booze just as we got in. It was a hip hop scene packed with 18 year-olds. So we left. At the next club we danced and drank aguardiente. I was quite drunk so I don’t remember why we left the second club, but we found ourselves standing in the street. I somehow met a guy on the street named Silvio. He told us about a club that’s open late, so we all jumped into a taxi and went. Silvio plus our original group of 7.
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My 1st Time Tear-Gassed in Bogota
Posted on 15. Apr, 2010 by Colin.
SUMMARY: Short dittie about my first whiff of tear gas during a small riot in Chicó.
I got a small dose of tear gas for the first time in my life today. Late for a class, I was speeding north on the Carrera 11 bike path. When I pulled up to Calle 72, I saw there was a small but common riot outside Universidad Pedagógica Nacional. Pedestrians blocked the sidewalk near the intersection so I had to slow my bike to a stop. There was no car traffic as the coppers had blocked off 11 and 72.
Being in a hurry, I quickly sized up the situation. Facing north up 11 from the south side of 72, I saw the rolito rioters standing on the median on the other side of 11. They were throwing rocks at the riot police who were holding their position north of 72 next to the Porciúncula church. This picture was my exact view of the northwest corner.
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My Corazón in Arequipa
Posted on 02. Apr, 2010 by Colin.
SUMMARY: I talk about my last girlfriend in Arequipa, who hates me now. This makes me very sad.
Alternate Title: ¡Qué Pena! My Querer Hates Me
My last girlfriend in AQP, ‘Milagros’, has learned about this blog and hates me. Not only did I document every step of the way in our mostly sexual relationship, but I also cheated on her from the start. She knows everything and isn’t answering my emails now … Read more
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